Mark Hunter: I'm dedicating this unusual song to an unusual person who makes me feel kind of... unusual.

Mark Hunter: "Talk hard," I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind.

Mark Hunter: Just look inside yourself and you'll see me waving up at you naked wearing only a cock ring.

Mark Hunter: They think you're moody, make 'em think you're crazy. Make 'em think you're about to snap. They say you got attitude, you show 'em some real attitude!

Mark Hunter: I mean, if I knew any thing about love, I would be out there making it, instead of sitting in here talking to you guys.

Mark Hunter: Remember my dear, I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

Mark Hunter: I say do it. I dont care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard!

Mark Hunter: Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckly I'm too depressed to bother.

Mark Hunter: I dont mind being dejected and rejected, but I'm not gonna be ashamed about it. At least pain is real. You look around and you see nothing is real, at least the pain is real.

Mark Hunter: Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up.

Hard Harry: Sometimes being a teenager is worse than being dead.

Mark Hunter: Being a teenager sucks. But that's the whole point! Surviving is the whole point.

Mark Hunter: Quitting will not make you strong, living will.

Marla Hunter: We think you should see a psychiatrist.
Mark Hunter: Is it that obvious?